BE THE NEXT SHREDDY MERCURY

The US Air Guitar Championships are coming to Metro, and I honestly can't say enough about the whole event. It's going to be insane. You want proof? Check out 2006 and 2008 Chicago Regional champ Nordic Thunder. Who wouldn't be proud to have a man in a loin cloth represent their city in the USAG National Championship? I know I would. Also below is New York's Shreddy Mercury, who has been talking quite a bit of trash on the USAG site. If you think you can out-shred these guys, why don't you sign up? What's wrong, McFly. Chicken?

Keep in mind that nobody from Chicago has won the National Championship, let alone the International Championship in Finland, but you know who has? New Yorkers. A few of them, in fact. Yeah Chicago. Let that seep in. Let the Second City Syndrome take over. You want to compete. You want to win. You want to be an air axe legend.

And hey, if you don't want to compete, just go see the show on June 6th. It's obviously a total riot, judging by the videos below. Tickets are still available, and they're only $15!